पति- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है ? 
ना नमक है, ना मिर्च है, बिल्कुल फीकी है । 
तुम सारा दिन मोबाइल में लगी रहती हो, 
कुछ पता नही चलता क्या डालना है क्या नही?

पत्नी- (बेलन दिखाते हुए) 
पहले तुम मोबाइल साइड में रख कर खाना खाओ, 
कब से देख रही हूँ... पानी मे डुबो डुबो कर रोटी खा रहे हो ।

  Read More : पति- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है ? about पति- ये कैसी दाल बनाई है ?

You Might Be An Engineer...
If you introduce your wife as "[email protected]"
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas
If Dilbert is your hero *** <----- ***
If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
Read More : Are You An Engineer? about Are You An Engineer?

पत्नी ने दूर से उंगली का इशारा कर पति को बुलाया
पति: हाँ बताओ क्या काम है?
पत्नी: कुछ नहीं बस उंगली की रेंज चेक कर रही थी। Read More : पत्नी ने दूर से उंगली about पत्नी ने दूर से उंगली

The Gujju Viva is a bout all the worst of the college that todays engineers have faced. We rest can sit back and enjoy. To all the engineers. :D Take a ride through college tides.

Thanks to all those who took part in the making of this film.

And thanks to Neotech institute to allow us to do the shoot at the college though due to technical issues we couldnt use any of the footage.

Inspired from the ever epic short film The Viva - by Sabarish Kandregula
  Read More : The Gujju Viva - Comedy Engineering Short Film about The Gujju Viva - Comedy Engineering Short Film

एक लड़का पार्क में पेड़ के पीछे अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ खड़ा था।

एक आदमी पास से गुज़रा और बोला:

बेटे क्या यह हमारी संस्कृति है ?

लड़का:
नहीं, अंकल यह तो मल्होत्रा अंकल की रीना है।
आप दूसरे पेड़ के पीछे चेक कीजिये।

  Read More : बेटे क्या यह हमारी संस्कृति है ? about बेटे क्या यह हमारी संस्कृति है ?

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a second year subject. How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the rest of the class copies the report. How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? “Will this question be in the final examination?” How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier. How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Read More : How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb about How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb

वैलेंटाइन डे के 7 दिन पहले एक गिफ्ट शॉप पर वकील साहब गए ।
उन्होंने 40 खूबसूरत कार्ड ख़रीदे और सब पर उन्होंने भेजने वाले की जगह लिखा –
“हैल्लो जान !! पहचान गए ना ? शाम को मिलो, "आई लव यू ”।
दुकानदार ने पूछा: ये क्या मामला है ?
तो वकील साहब ने बताया – पिछले वैलेंटाइन डे पर आस पास की कालोनी में ऐसे ही 20 कार्ड भेजे थे। कुछ ही दिन में तलाक के चार केस मिल गए थे । 
इस बार 40 कार्ड भेज रहा हूँ।
धन्धे में सब जायज है।
क्यूँकि माँ कहती थी
"कोई भी धंधा छोटा नहीं होता 
और धंधे से बड़ा कोई धर्म नहीं होता

  Read More : वैलेंटाइन डे के 7 दिन पहले एक गिफ्ट शॉप पर वकील साहब गए । about वैलेंटाइन डे के 7 दिन पहले एक गिफ्ट शॉप पर वकील साहब गए ।

he : i miss you
she : #metoo
he : sorry didi
she : i mean i miss you too
he : pura bola kr behn  Read More : #metoo about #metoo

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one Saturday and laid their money down. Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all my money. I measured all the horses and calculated their strength and mechanical advantage and figured out how fast they could run..." Read More : An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist about An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist

80 वर्षीय संता चेक-अप के लिए डॉक्टर के पास गया।

डॉक्टर उसकी सेहत को देख कर हैरान हो जाता है और पूछता है, *"तुम्हारी इतनी अच्छी सेहत का राज़ क्या है ?"*

संता, *"मैं पंजाबी हूं सूरज उगने से पहले उठता हूं और साइक्लिंग करने निकल जाता हूं फिर वाइन के दो गलास पीता हूं...!*
*और यही मेरी सेहत का राज़ है।"*

डॉक्टर, *"ठीक है... तुम 80 बरस के हो, मुझे यह बताओ जब तुम्हारे पिता की मृत्यु हुई तो वो कितने बरस के थे...?"*

*"मेरे पिता की मृत्यु किसने कहा...??"* Read More : 80 वर्षीय संता चेक-अप के लिए डॉक्टर के पास गया। about 80 वर्षीय संता चेक-अप के लिए डॉक्टर के पास गया।

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Department person asked the young engineer, fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer replied, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks of vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Read More : job interview about job interview

There were three people ready to be executed by guillotine back in medieval days. A farmer; a blacksmith; and, an engineer. For whatever reasons we don't know. The first was brought up to the platform and the henchman ask if he had any last words. The farmer said yes, that he would like to say a prayer. After kneeling down and praying, the henchman had him put his head through the opening in the guillotine and he pulled the chain. The blade came crashing down but stopped 2" from the man's neck. Everyone gasped and said for the henchman to let him go. This must be a sign from the gods. Read More : Quality Control about Quality Control

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Priest: Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they? George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year, So we let them play here anytime free of charge! (silence) Priest: That's so sad. Read More : Sensitivity about Sensitivity

लखनऊ की अदब...

भिखारी : "जनाब, ख़ुदा आप को नेकी बक्शे... 
आप से एक ख़ुसूसी इल्तिजा बराहे-करम अर्ज़ है कि क्या जनाब-ऐ-आली, इस दरवेश को 10 रुपए की इनायत फ़रमा सकते हैं...?? ज़रा चाय पीने की ख़ाहिश थी..."

मिर्ज़ा साहब : "मियां... 
चाय तो 5 रुपए में आती है...??"

भिखारी : "लाहौल पढ़िए हुज़ूर... अकेले पियूंगा क्या...?? आप नोश नहीं फ़रमाएंगे...??"

  Read More : लखनऊ की अदब... about लखनऊ की अदब...

Alright alright... I feel like I have some clearing up to do because quite a few people are getting really angry and emotional when I got the accents wrong. Hey I'm just imitating the accents I hear.. Most people who complain that the accents don't sound like that, then continue to call me really negative things need to CHILL OUT, because most likely it's people from SAID country who denies. FOR EXAMPLE: indians don't think the accent sounds like that, neither do italians, or even chinese and pinoys. Read More : 21 ACCENTS about 21 ACCENTS

मैं भारत का नागरिक हूँ,
मुझे लड्डू दोनों हाथ चाहिये।
बिजली मैं बचाऊँगा नहीं,
बिल मुझे माफ़ चाहिये ।
पेड़ मैं लगाऊँगा नहीं,
मौसम मुझको साफ़ चाहिये।
शिकायत मैं करूँगा नहीं,
कार्रवाई तुरंत चाहिये ।
बिना लिए कुछ काम न करूँ,
पर भ्रष्टाचार का अंत चाहिये ।
घर-बाहर कूड़ा फेकूं,
शहर मुझे साफ चाहिये ।
काम करूँ न धेले भर का,
वेतन लल्लनटाॅप चाहिये ।
लाचारों वाले लाभ उठायें,
फिर भी ऊँची साख चाहिये।
लोन मिले बिल्कुल सस्ता,
बचत पर ब्याज बढ़ा चाहिये।
धर्म के नाम रेवडियां खाएँ,
Read More : महागठबंधन के भविष्य पर कवियों ने बनाया मज़ाक about महागठबंधन के भविष्य पर कवियों ने बनाया मज़ाक

अमरीका में जब कोई बीमार पड़ता है तो लोग कहते हैं ....... 

" गेट वेल सून "

इंग्लैंड में कहते हैं ....

" विशिंग फ़ॉर स्पीडी रिकवरी "

भारत मे कहते हैं ....

" इसी बीमारी से मेरे चाचा तड़प तड़प के मर गए थे "
  Read More : अमरीका में जब कोई बीमार पड़ता है about अमरीका में जब कोई बीमार पड़ता है

In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been saved by divine intervention -- so he's let go. The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime he is set free too. They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem......" Read More : Priest, a lawyer and an engineer about Priest, a lawyer and an engineer

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last. Read More : smallest possible amount of fence about smallest possible amount of fence

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. Read More : The Frog Princess about The Frog Princess

पेशेंट - बहूत नींद आती है डॉक्टर साहब, हर समय सोता रहता हूँ..

डाक्टर - कौनसा मोबाईल युज करते हो.??

पेशेंट - नोकीया 1100

डाॅक्टर - एक स्मार्ट फोन लिख के देता हूँ, *जीओ* सिम लेके फेसबुक , वाट्सप ईंस्टाल कर लेना, सब ठीक हो जायेगा.. Read More : पेशेंट - बहूत नींद आती है डॉक्टर साहब, हर समय सोता रहता हूँ.. about पेशेंट - बहूत नींद आती है डॉक्टर साहब, हर समय सोता रहता हूँ..

Watch out for stand-up comic Appurv Gupta as he takes you with his tongue-in-cheek humour. With engineer's simple life fundas, quirky email ids of the IITians and funny-techy Indian smartphones user stories, this witty episode is a sure shot entertainer for all. Also on the show, Appurv Gupta spills the beans on why people send out impersonal invites nowadays, why the Indian Education system emphasizes on rattafication and what is wrong with the IITians?

  Read More : Funny side up: Life of engineers about Funny side up: Life of engineers

शनिवार को आम आदमी पार्टी के नेता कुमार विश्वास द्वारा जारी किया वीडियो काफी पॉपुलर रहा। इस वीडयो में कुमार विश्वास ने प्रधानमंत्री नरेंद्र मोदी, दिल्ली के मुख्यमंत्री अरविंद केजरीवाल, कांग्रेस नेता राहुल गांधी पर निशाना साधा है। उन्होंने दिल्ली का राजौरी गार्डन उपचुनाव हारने के बाद एक वीडियो जारी किया है। समाचार लिखे जाने तक 2.40 लाख लोगों द्वारा यह वीडियो देखा जा चुका था।  Read More : होली पर कुमार विश्वास का 'मोदी, राहुल, केजरीवाल' स्पेशल about होली पर कुमार विश्वास का 'मोदी, राहुल, केजरीवाल' स्पेशल

गयी है।
ऑपरेटर: आप किस जगह पर हैं
कृपया वो बता दीजिये।
संता: Connaght Place में।
ऑपरेटर: आप मुझे स्पेलिंग बता दीजिये?
आगे से कोई आवाज़ नहीं आई।
ऑपरेटर: सर क्या आप को मेरी आवाज़ आ
रही है?
दूसरी तरफ से
अभी भी कोई आवाज़
नहीं आई।
ऑपरेटर: सर प्लीज, जवाब दीजिये,
क्या आप मुझे सुन रहे हैं?
संता: हाँ- हाँ माफ़ करना, मुझे Connaght Place के स्पेलिंग
नहीं आते, इसलिए मैं उसे घसीट कर
Minto Road पर ले आया हूँ। आप Minto Road के
स्पेलिंग लिखो।

  Read More : स्पेलिंग ने मरवा दिया! about स्पेलिंग ने मरवा दिया!

1 आदमी ने 1 ऊंगली से 6 लोगों को 6 सेकण्ड में
उपर पहुँचा दिया…
.
क्या वो…
सुपरमेन था ? : नहीं…
स्पाइडरमेन ? : नहीं…
रजनीकांत ? : नहीं…
नहीं…नहीं…नहीं…
.
तो वो कौन था ?
5 मिनट में उत्तर दो… Read More : 1 आदमी ने 1 ऊंगली से 6 लोगों को 6 सेकण्ड में about 1 आदमी ने 1 ऊंगली से 6 लोगों को 6 सेकण्ड में

सोमवार : - सफलता के साथ खुशियों के क्षण भी महसूस करेंगे। आप के जीवन में किसी सुंदर कन्या के आने का योग बन रहा है,

मंगलवार : - घर बैठे आज आपको धन प्राप्ति के योग है,अनायास भाग्योदय होने से आपको आश्चर्यचकित परिणाम मिलेंगे।

बुधवार :- खुशियां मिलेगी, शुभ सन्देश मिलेगा,कोई सवैधानिक पद मिलेगा। आकस्मिक धन लाभ, सोने चांदी का दबा खजाना मिलने का योग.

वीरवार : - खूबसूरत जीवन संगिनी से मुलाकात और शादी का प्रबल योग.

शुक्रवार :- नयी महिला मित्र से मधुर सम्बन्ध, अकेले में रात को उसके घर रुकने का निमंत्रण मिलने कि पूरी सम्भावना. Read More : साप्ताहिक भविष्यफल about साप्ताहिक भविष्यफल

An engineer was enjoying his very first vacation ever, relaxing on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand and foot. But a hurricane came, and the ship went down instantly. The man found himself swept up onto the shore of an island. There was nothing else anywhere to be seen. No person, no supplies, nothing. The man looked around. There were some bananas and coconuts, but that was it. He was desperate, and forlorn, but decided to make the best of it. Read More : An engineer was enjoying about An engineer was enjoying

Tribute to Team BAAHUBALI -MEDLEY by our Dancing Divas

Watch..Enjoy..Nd share if u like :)

BY
Sindhura kavya adabala
kamali villa
shruti perla

CAMERA
Anusha raj

EDITING
Sai krishna

CHOREOGRAPHY
Sindhura kavya adabala Read More : Mime through 'BAAHUBALI' about Mime through 'BAAHUBALI'

Enjoy Baahubali / Bahubali Spoof in Hindi. Bahubali - The Ending is the best spoof of Indian bilingual epic historical fiction film Bahubali. Directed by PK2 Fame SRikanth Reddy. Read More : Baahubali 2 - The Ending about Baahubali 2 - The Ending

The Last Maggi is a spoof on movie Tanu weds Manu where the reason for confrontation is Maggi.

We all have grown up with the Maggi culture and it's smothering to see it banned. 

Vipra Dialogues pays a tribute to Maggi.

Like us on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/vipradialogues Read More : The Last Maggi - Censored about The Last Maggi - Censored

Hello Friends in this Video Swati taking on Pyaar Ka Punchnama's "Happy Woman is Myth" Speech. Enjoy!

Please Subscribe and Like
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgIy... Read More : Pyaar Ka Punchnama :Revenge Speech || Swat Cat Swati about Pyaar Ka Punchnama :Revenge Speech || Swat Cat Swati

HR Department is often said to be the most useless department in an office. Our video ‘HR (the useless) Department’ is a comic take on how HR people usually behave. 

The debate is on. Do we really need an HR department in office?
What is your take on this? What should be the HR department’s role? Leave us your comments in the section below. Also, let us know about the kind of videos you would like to see in ‘The Workplace’ series. We're waiting to hear from you. Read More : HR The Useless Department about HR The Useless Department

We all know that it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree celsius.
Read More : Engineers Diet about Engineers Diet

They asked The scientist; What is 2 + 2?
He replied... 4.000000000
They asked The engineer; What is 2 + 2?
He replied... 4.0 (+/- )

They asked The attorney; What is 2 + 2?
He replied... what would you like it to be? :o) Read More : Personalities about Personalities

A engineering student is on his way to class, when his friend, another engineering student, rides up on a bike.
"Where did you get the bike?", asks the first engineering student. The other explains, "Well, I was on my way to Unit Ops, when one of the
cheerleaders rides up and jumps off her bike. She screams with excitement, runs up to me, strips off all her clothes, gives me a big hug and a kiss, and said she'd give me anything I wanted!"

The first engineering student says, "Good choice. Her clothes would never have fit you." Read More : Logical Choice about Logical Choice

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Read More : Here to Serve about Here to Serve

An engineer took a cruise to the Caribbean. It was wonderful; the experience of his life. But, alas, a hurricane came up unexpectedly and the ship went down. He was swept onto the shore of an island. No people, no supplies, nothing.
He explored but found nothing other that some bananas and coconuts. He was desperate and forlorn, but what could he do? For the next four months ate bananas, drank coconut juice and looked for a ship to come to his rescue. Read More : Lost on an Island about Lost on an Island

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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Read More : Three engineers and three accountants about Three engineers and three accountants

"Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Read More : If it Ain't Broke about If it Ain't Broke